Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and answers. Everyone else in the room cannot help but hear:
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club ?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it ?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead, if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership to look at the new Models. I saw one I really, really liked."
MAN: "How much ?"
WOMAN: "$90,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price it should have ALL the extras."
WOMAN: "Great ! Oh, and one more thing . . . the house we looked at last year has come back on the market and now they are asking only $980,000 !"
MAN: "Well then, go ahead and make them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $80,000 if it's a really good deal."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later ! I love you so much !"
MAN: "Bye ! I love you too !"
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns towards them and, with a straight face, asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to ?"
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