I HAVE A QUESTION

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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea.....does that
mean that one out of five enjoys it?
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Why do croutons come in airtight
packages? Aren't they just stale
bread to begin with?
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If people from Poland are called Poles,
then why aren't people from Holland
called Holes?
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If it's true that we are here to help
others, then what exactly are the
others here for?
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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge,
would they call it Fed UP? ?
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What hair color do they put on the
driver's licenses of bald men?
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I thought about how mothers feed their
babies with tiny little spoons and forks,
so I wondered what do Chinese
mothers use. Toothpicks?
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Why do they put pictures of criminals up
in the Post Office? What are we
supposed to do, write to them? Why
don't they just put their pictures on
the postage stamps so the mailmen
can look for them while they deliver
the mail?
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Is it true that you never really learn
to swear until you learn to drive?
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As income tax time approaches, did
you ever notice: When you put the
two words 'The' and 'IRS' together,
it spells
'THEIRS'?
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YOU, make it a great day!

Lord, please keep Your arm around my shoulders and
Your hand over my mouth. Amen