From R.M. Bernardo, online author of the real RIZAL Pinoys Shun
Wish for ways to end or limit their range:
O that she go for vocal surgery!
(Having added insult to injury
By being plain-fat and over-naggy.)
In this wish the surgeon would perform
(As “M” shuts up under the chloroform)
Radical glossotomy or some safe
Cut to vocal cords below tongue at base,
Showing new ways to deal with this nut’s case.
And if our surgeon should be sued by her?
At least there won’t be shouts or threats to hear!
We then might all erect a Monument
That to Doc’s guts would be a Testament
Showing scalpel cutting below her tongue;
At which all could break out into a song!
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