The Raise

The Pilipino maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: 'Now Rosie, why do you want a pay increase?'

Maid: 'Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

Maid: 'Jor husband say so.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maid: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

Maid: 'Jor husband did.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maid: 'The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.'

Wife: (really furious now) 'Did my husband say that as well?'

Maid: 'No Senora...the gardener did.'

Wife: 'So how much do you want?