Three hunters were caught by cannibals in the forest. They were brought to the tribal chief to be beheaded by him. The hunters plead for their lives and the chief took pity on them.
Chief: Okay you will not be beheaded if each one of you brings a fruit (no duplication) 10 pieces for each fruit to me and I will tell each one of you what you are going to do further.
The hunters left immediately .
Pedro was first to arrive carrying 10 oranges.
Chief: Now you insert all the 10 oranges to your rectum. You should show no emotion or else you will be beheaded. Pedro shouted in pain while inserting the first orange. He was immediately beheaded.
Juan arrived next, carrying 10 lansones. He was so happy when told what he should do with the 10 lansones fruits
Juan: . “No sweat”, he said to himself. “No big deal, it’s chicken feed, it’s good I have found these small fruits, he said loudly”.
He was able to insert the fruits without a hitch but on the last lansones, he suddenly burst into laughter. Swiftly, in an instant, his head fell down.
Shortly, Juan and Pedro met in heaven.
Pedro: I’m sorry for you Juan! I was watching you here in heaven as you were complying with the Chief’s instruction. You are nearly finished, it’s down to the 10th lansones, why did you not bear with the task. You could have been still alive this very moment. What happened?
Juan: My friend, the lansones fruits are very easy to insert, but then suddenly, I saw our friend Jose — carrying 10 jackfruits!
(He he he, imagine if Jose was carrying 10 durians)
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