LAFF TYM

Q: Ano ang sabi ng bangus nang mamamatay na siya.

A: I'm daing!

Q: Ano ang sabi ng isda nang hiwain siya sa gitna?
A: I'm tuna

Q: Ano ang tawag kapag sinuot mo ang kanang sapatos sa kaliwang paa at ang kaliwang sapatos sa kanang paa?
A: Malicious

Q: What's the difference between a kiss, a car, and a monkey?
A: A kiss is so dear, a car is for you dear, a monkey is you my dear.

Q: What will happen to a wooden car with a wooden wheel and a wooden engine?
A: It wooden start.

1) KNOW the movie "MULAN?" Part four na yon! First episode nun "Mulog," then "Midlat," Tapos "Mambon," Saka pa lang "Mulan" Coming soon na ang "Magyo," Next ang "Maha," Finally "Maraw"... magkanapos nyun, ngongo kha nha yin!!!

2) Dear Itay, padalhan mo ako ng pera kasi ang mga damit ko pinagkakain ng mga daga. Dear Anak, wala akong pera. Kung gusto mo, meron dito pusa.

3) Isang babae bumili ng asukal. Inabot ng tindera, pero sabi ng babae,"Miss, asin itong binigay mo sa akin." Hindi, asukal yan. Minarkahan lang naming"Asin" para hindi langgamin.

4) ANAK: 'Tay! , anong pagkakaiba ng Supper at Dinner?
ITAY: Anak, pag kumain tayo sa labas, Dinner 'yun. Pag dito tayo kakain ng luto ng Mommy mo, Suffer yon!!

5) MR: Doc, duwag ako magpabunot ng ngipin.
DR: No problem, eto whiskey, uminom ka! Mister, uminom ng whiskey
DR: O, matapang ka na ba?
MR: Oo Doc, pag may gumalaw ng ngipin ko gugulpihin ko!

6) WHEN I was lost you were there,

When I was down you were there.
When I was heartbroken you were there.
When I got really sick you were there.
ABA, hindi kaya ikaw ang malas sa buhay ko?

7) A Filipino lady was taking the exam for US Naturalization and Citizenship. She aced the test. The examiner said, "Now, the last part of the exam is a vocabulary test. Can you spell the word 'Window?"
The lady said, "W-I-N-D-O-W.";
"Ah, very good,", the examiner said. "Now, use it in a sentence."
"WINDOW I get my citizenship papers?"

8) Nov 13, 2010 is the date Antonio Margarito changed his name to Antonio Magarito and his nick name from Tijuana Tornado to Tijuana Tomato! ... Hik...Hik...Hik...