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Saturday, September 4, 2010

Friends, Southern Friends and Ghetto Friends


FRIENDS:
Never ask for food.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS:
Always bring the food.
GHETTO FRIENDS:
Will eat all your food and talk about how nasty it tasted.

FRIENDS:
Will say 'hello.'
SOUTHERN FRIENDS
: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.
GHETTO FRIENDS:
Don't hug for fear that their pockets might get lifted, they just tap each other up.


FRIENDS:
Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS:
Call your parents Mom and Dad.
GHETTO FRIENDS
: Call your parents by their first names but only at night and on weekends because of their free evening and weekends cell phone plan.


FRIENDS:
Have never seen you cry.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS:
Cry with you.
GHETTO FRIENDS:
Made you cry then laughed at you.

FRIENDS:
Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS:
Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just spending 'time' with you.
GHETTO FRIENDS:
Will show up late, eat, and take a plate in some aluminum foil for lunch the next day.


FRIENDS:
Know a few things about you.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS:
Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
GHETTO FRIENDS:
Will actually tell all your neighbors and friends your direct quote; plus add some extra comments they think you should have said..

FRIENDS:
Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS:
Will kick the whole crowds' butt that left you.
GHETTO FR IENDS:
Will leave with the crowd, and then instigate the fight by telling the crowd that 'So-and-so wanna fight cuz y'all left her'.

FRIENDS:
Would knock on your door.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS:
Walk right in and say, 'I'm home!'
GHETTO FRIENDS:
Will show up with their bags and some story about why they got kicked out of their place and need to stay in your house.


FRIENDS:
Are for a while.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS:
Are for life.
GHETTO FRIENDS:
Are for as long as you have money, a place where they can stay, or you let them borrow your car; otherwise, they don't need you.


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