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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Witticisms of Ignorance

It's not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame.

You are not drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on.
Know anyone like that?


We have enough youth.

How about a fountain of "smart"?




The original point and click interface
was a Smith & Wesson.

A fool and his money
can throw one heck of a party.

when blondes have more fun do they know it?


Five days a week my body is a temple.
The other two it's an amusement park.

LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
USE BIRTH CONTROL

Money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Don't Drink and Drive
You might hit a bump and spill something.

If at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not for you..

Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

Time's fun when you're having flies.
......Kermit the Frog

We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.
Yeah, we get cold!!

Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad name..

One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs.

Alabama state motto:

At least we're not Mississippi

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.

The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population


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