| It's not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame. | | You are not drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on. | Know anyone like that? |
We have enough youth.
How about a fountain of "smart"? | | | | | | The original point and click interface
was a Smith & Wesson. | | A fool and his money
can throw one heck of a party. | | when blondes have more fun do they know it? | | | Five days a week my body is a temple.
The other two it's an amusement park. | LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
USE BIRTH CONTROL | | Money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch. | Don't Drink and Drive
You might hit a bump and spill something. | | If at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not for you.. | | Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol. | Time's fun when you're having flies. ......Kermit the Frog | | We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse. | Yeah, we get cold!! Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you. | | Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad name.. | One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day. | Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs. | | Alabama state motto:
At least we're not Mississippi | ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY. | The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population | |
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