Spanish Words for the Day

1. *Cheese*  The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.
2. *Mushroom*  When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom
3. *Shoulder*  My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read, so I shoulder.
4. * Texas *  My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
5. *Herpes*  Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6. *July*  Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me!  Julyer! 
7. *Rectum*  I had 2 cars but my wife rectum! 
8. *Chicken*  I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
9. *Wheelchair*  We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry, wheelchair
10. *Chicken* *wing*  My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing. 
11. *Harassment*  My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey, harassment nothing to me.
12. *Bishop*  My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop. 
13. *Body wash*  I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids. 
14. *Budweiser*  That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly