ADULT RIDDLES

Q. What is the difference between a Drug Dealer and a Hooker ?
A. A Hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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Q. What's a mixed feeling ?
A. When you see your Mother-in-Law driving off a cliff in your new car.
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Q What's the height of conceit ?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
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Q. What's the definition of 'Macho' ?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
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Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball ?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
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Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex ?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!
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Q.Why is divorce so expensive ?
A. Because it's worth it!
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Q. What is a Yankee ?
A. The same as a quickie, but a Guy can do it alone.
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Q. What do Tupperware and a Walrus have in common ?
A. They both like a tight seal.
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Q. What do a Christmas tree and a Priest have in common ?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
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Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah' ?
A. About six inches.
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Q: What's the difference between purple and pink ?
A. The grip.
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Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony ?
A. It's not hard..
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Q: What's the difference between a Girlfriend and a Wife ?
A: About 30 pounds.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyfriend and a Husband ?
A: 45 minutes.
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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare ?
A: Six inches is medium , ten inches is rare.
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Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning ?
A . They don't have balls to scratch!
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OH, don't groan. You know darn well you're going to send this on to somebody.

Live well, laugh hard, & love dearly!