FILIPINOS ARE STUPID

MOST FILIPINOS DON'T WORRY ABOUT PHILIPPINE GOVERNMENT CORRUPTION. WE JUST LOVE TO TALK ABOUT IT FOR NOTHING. I THINK SOME OF US FILIPINOS ARE STUPID.

Why?  When we offer a solution, we only want to spend time writing and say we are suffering because of government corruption but will not offer a recommendation to solve or improve a suggested solution.

When we are from Mindanao and Visayas, we then just drink TOBA and go to sleep.  In Cebu particularly, we drink our favorite KULAFU, and before going to bed if there is one, we pray before the Iglesia Ni Kulafu.

For the whole country, we love to drink the San Miguel Beer, then we pray to lasingo's patron saint, San Miguel, for blessings before going to bed if you have a bed or else in the sementerio.

If we are a sultan, living comfortably in Taguig, we send our royal army to Sabah to kill people and satisfy our lust for power and then sleep dreaming how beautiful it is living in "my ancestral home land".  When we, wake up, we found our royal army annihilated, then back to sleep and continue dreaming for an "impossible dream".

When we are in Bicol, we just drink LAMBANO and go to sleep, too, like kambing.  When we are in the Ilocos region, we just smoke our favorite long TABAKO, led by Tatang Presidente Tabako who finished his term without solving corruption. Like others, he sleeps soundly dreaming his own paba-on for generals after his term.

Now, we blame why many people find their food at PAYATAS CITY and after eating junks, they discharge their (basura sa tiyan, alam mo na) doon sa tabi, like the people do at Binian, Laguna, and at sa mga tabi-tabi ng mga railway stations, and they just go to sleep anywhere anytime, too!

Now, when we elect leaders, we choose the proven magnanakaw, proven lasingo, proven mamamatay ng tao, proven home-trained ignarumus, proven generation of corrupt dynasties, and downright "gagos" sabi ni Senator Inday Brenda.

Some argue that in the olden Magellan era, Filipino public servants were honest, hardworking, loyal, and patriotic (if there was such a thing) we must live by their examples.  The problem now is we only can see examples of their corrupted kinds and we elect and select them back to back in office.

Because some of us are still alive, we try to pre-empt God's plan and we reside and sleep in advance at  Cemeteries and pray that a stronger typhoon will visit us so we can sleep for ever and ever for eternity. Amen.  God said: "No!!! It's because of your justice system, stupid."

After they get rich and retire with grand off-shore accounts, they buy Mexican Tequilla, instead of the local brand Kulafu, and like other megagrafters, they sleep soundly and look up for tomorrow's joyous day for the rich and powerful as they look down on the poor and the lowly.

I THINK SOME OF US FILIPINOS ARE STUPID. The question now is this:  WHAT'S YOUR SOLUTION IF WE DO NOT WANT TO BE CALLED STUPID FILIPINO PEOPLE, IF NOT A "STUPID COUNTRY" by Time Magazine? Ay ya yay, Alleluia, Santa Disgrasia na babasit. "Boysit, boysit" sabi na man ni bakla. 

Marlowe