This actually happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk:
A French policeman stopped the Englishman's car and asked if he had been drinking.
With great difficulty, the Englishman admitted that he had been drinking all day, that his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and many single malts scotches thereafter.
Quite upset, the policeman proceeded to conduct an alcohol test (breath test) on the Englishman and verified that he is indeed totally sloshed.
He asked the Englishman if he knew why, under French Law, he was going to be arrested?
The Englishman answered with a bit of humor, "No sir, I do not! But while we're asking questions, do you realize that this is a British auto and that my wife, seated on the other side of this car, is the driver?"
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