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Monday, November 2, 2015

CONFUCIUS SAY

Wish I read these when I was younger...
     

Confucius Say .... 
Kiss is merely shopping upstairs,
    For merchandise downstairs.
   Confucius Say ….
  Better to lose a lover
    Than love a loser.
   Confucius Say ….
    Man with broken condom
Often called Daddy
  
Confucius Say ….
Sex is same as bank account.
You put it in, you take it out....you lose interest.
Confucius Say ….
  Viagra just like  Disneyland ...
   One hour wait for 5 minute ride.
Confucius Say ….
Much better to want the mate you do not have
  Than to have the mate you do not want.
     Confucius Say ….
   Joke is like sex.
    Neither any good if you don't get it.

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