Smoking in the Rain

Jane and Arlene are standing outside their nursing home, having a sneaky drink and smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, pulls it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: "What in the hell is that ?"

Jane: "It's a condom, you silly old bat. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."

Arlene: "Where in the Hell did you get it ?"

Jane: "You can get them at any pharmacy."

The next day Arlene hobbles into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

"It don't matter Sonny, so long as it fits on a Camel.

The poor pharmacist fainted !